Audrey and I were in line at Wendy's, getting a delicious, nutritious dinner this evening when I asked her this question: "Are you going to try a cheeseburger tonight?". Audrey immediately replied, "NO! I don't like that!" Now I know for a fact that Audrey has never tried a cheeseburger, so I asked if she had. She told me that she hadn't, but that she still didn't like them. I then told her that I didn't like Owen in her first-grade class, even though I idn't know him. I was expecting her to say that I didn't know Owen so why don't I like him, but was floored by the following statement:
"I have Owen's phone number. He gave it to me and I'm going to call him."
I told her that Owen is a boy and that boys are icky. She informed me that she was going to call him anyway because he is cute.
Don't you just love it when reverse psychology kicks you in the ass? Now all I have to do is hide all the phones.
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