Why You Should NEVER Eavesdrop...

Audrey had a friend over two Saturdays ago. I was happy that she was outside playing. After all, the only thing she's done the last month is complain about not being able to play outside.

So, her and her friend Ethel (name changed) are in our maple tree. I was swinging Claire (ad infinitum) and listening in on their 8-9 year old babble. Audrey suddenly voice uncertainty about continuing. When I asked why, she was concerned that I would get mad. I assured her that wouldn't. Boy do I wish I hadn't.

Apparently, Clark (name changed) and Billy Bob (same) are...HOT! My baby thinks boys are hot. Deep down I'm excited for her. But damn it! this is my first born. The absolute last thing I want to hear is that she's interested in boys. Why can't she just play with her Troy and Gabriella barbies?

So it begins. Anyone know of a good convent?